ALYSE.

it’s your birffdayy and it’s gonna be A-mazzzzingggg, i laaaav youu :]]]]]

posted on 27.05.09

i’m embarrassed..

for my loser friend alyse. she needs a new life after what i walked in on 5 mins ago. hah tooooo funnny!

posted on 24.05.09

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posted on 24.05.09

Sheeshh.

BEYYOONNDDD PE-Ossed some bitch stole my cellyy :[[ fuccked up maaaine.

posted on 22.05.09

oooowwheee break me off a piece, i’d hitt ;]

oooowwheee break me off a piece, i’d hitt ;]

posted on 20.05.09

innuendo.


Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, there have been many mass-debates on the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded.

“Wow that is really hard, you really think you can go all day long. Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so…”

“THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!”

posted on 20.05.09

texting texting textinggg;; T9 the terminataaaa :]] hah my future hubby (amir blumenfeld && krista blumenfeld fowevva and evaaa).

posted on 19.05.09

sheesh.

YA’LL.

posted on 19.05.09